Wednesday, April 16, 2008

The Rusty Pelican (Miami)

Taste: *
Cost: $$$

The food isn't horrible, but for what you're paying, I'd expect a lot more from a place like this. The view is breathtaking and if you wanted to impress someone BEFORE you ate your meal, this definitely is the place to go. I've had steak, prime rib, and fish here to marginal results. The steak just lacks the tenderness and flavor of a well aged steak as they most likely use select cuts of beef at prime prices. The "prime" rib is anything but prime and I had to actually ask for au jus. If I had paid half as much, and half the drive thru Miami traffic, I wouldn't of complained as much, but for all the hassle you just expect more. It's not terrible, its comparable to something you'd eat at Applebee's... on a lackluster night.

3201 Rickenbacker Cswy
Key Biscayne, FL 33149

Ruth's Chris (Miami, West Palm)

Taste: ****
Cost: $$$

As far as consistency goes, this place always produces. They have their broiler times down to a science and you can expect the same quality of steak every time. Some might consider their steaks a tad on the salty side, but thats how I like mine. Get the filet, bone in rib-eye, or porterhouse without any fancy sauces like au poivre. The "famous" potatoes au gratin aren't so famous in my opinion; go with the lyonnaise potatoes for an excellent side. Nothing really jumped out at me when it came to appetizers, so don't fret, you're already spending 30+ bucks for an entre' already, WITHOUT a side.

Various locations

1909 Cafe (Miami)

Taste: ***
Cost: $

Good sandwiches here, particularly the eggplant sandwich. Most of their offerings are tasty if not run of the mill. I could do without the mini bean sprouts in my sandwich though. It should be noted that I have a vehement hatred of eggplant and yet I like their eggplant sandwich. I'd give it more stars but its not one of those, I have to eat there places. Solid sandwiches though.

5710 SW 40th St
Miami, FL 33155

Monday, April 14, 2008

Texas de Brazil (Miami)

Taste: **
Cost: $$$

I come from a long line of large eaters. My resume' includes 50+ pieces of sushi, a 2 lb burger. 8 slabs of prime rib, 2 large pizzas, 24 hotdogs, 3 racks of ribs, 8 baked potatos, etc... in fact my lineage includes a cousin who once got kicked out of an all you can eat restaurant. Texas de Brazil serves up some tasty brazilian meats ala cart, nonstop. The first few pieces were great and I looked forward into slipping into a meat induced coma. After the 4th piece it hit me. Yes their food is a bit salty but I love salty food (I was the kid who ate bread dipped in soy sauce). Its some kind of special salt they must use that his this incredible cumulative effect. A half hour in my whole family had tapped out but I kept chugging along, although difficultly. I was not full, in fact I could eat more but my tastebuds were on salt overload. I resorted to alternating plates of salad with balsamic vinegar to shock my buds back to normal with limited success. I've had real guacho brazial bbq from my brazilian friends and there i could eat for hours. Alas I finally threw in the towel and must of drank gallons of water in the aftermath. Long story short, yes its tasty, yes you can eat all you want, but can you? From an empirical standpoint, the food was good but the price is better spent on something else in my opinion.

11401 NW 12th St
Miami, FL 33172

Mojitos (Miami)

Taste: ***
Cost: $

No this isn't the one in Dolphin mall, its the small pan con bistec shop on red road by Sunset Place. On a whim after getting some new tennis strings, I decided to stop in. I've had my fair share of pan con bistec in my life, from the roach coaches to other hole in the wall joints. After my first bite, I was ready to dismiss it, but on the second bite I changed my tune. Lets be honest, its cheap meat, seasoned and thrown between bread with papa fritas. I was never a fan of them bc of the tough meat, but also bc the meat jsut wasn't seasoned enough. It always left a slightly sour after taste in my mouth. Whether it was from a lemon marinade to tenderize the meat, or just bad meat... i was never a fan. Mojito's thank fully omits the overly acidic overtone and accentuates what cuban cuisine is known for: onions. The sauteed onions light up the sandwich and makes me forget about the tough meat. In fact on a 2nd bite the meat is well seasoned and compliments well with the freshly baked cuban bread. They get 3 stars for making me like the pan con bistec.

7318 Red Road
Miami, FL

Rincon Argentino (Miami)

Taste: ****
cost: $$$

I base my own churrasco recipe from this place. It is a bit pricey and thats why I never come here for dinner. However, at lunch time they offer their same flap steak that sells for $26 for 7 bucks. Thats a great deal and a tasty piece of meat. The chinichurri is not so chunky, but they've allowed the olive oil base to emulsify adequately which results in a great smooth consistency.

7744 N. Kendall Drive
Miami, FL 33156

Joffrey's (Miami)

Taste: ***
Cost: $

This is actually a really great little place. The food is good, maybe not spectacular, but its solid, consistent and the portions are large. I've had most of the salads which are massive, and the burgers here are not too shabby. The main draw is the free unencrypted wi-fi. I come in and order the mango bean salsa and chips (cheap and tasty) and leach off their free internet all day.

11531 North Kendall
Miami, FL 33176-1002

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Duffy's Sports Grill (Palm Beach)

Taste: ***
Cost: $

This is my defacto sports bar! Every location I've been to has been nice and clean, and from any seat I'm able to watch every game thats going on. The wings are great, my favorite would have to be the garlic wings (be sure to skip the asian bbq ones). The burgers actually decent and isn't from frozen. The nachos are ok, not your traditional ones, they use fried flatbread, i just wish there was more of them. Be sure to grab a Duffy's MVP card, during a happy hour, we once got PAID to ear there due to double points. This is not gourmet, but they do what they intend to do very well and beer makes everything taste better anyways... Cheers!

Titanic Brewery (Miami)

Taste: **
Cost: $

Nothing really jumped out at me about this place except that it was inexpensive and located close to UM's campus. The novelty of the inhouse microbrewery quickly wears away when the beer tastes no different from stock ales and pilsners. I didn't hate it, but I didn't love it either. I'd rather come here than the Ratheskellar located at UM so thats why I gave it the extra star.

5813 Ponce De Leon Blvd
Coral Gables, Florida 33146

Friday, April 4, 2008

Cheeburger Cheeburger (Palm Beach)

Taste: ***
Cost: $

Ahh this place has finally been dethroned as my favorite burger joint but not without a fight. They started the whole 1 pound burger concept and upped the ante with their 2 pounder. The burgers come however you want it with a huge topping list. I'd say the patties here are bit over seasoned and the true beefy taste doesn't quite come through as well as Fuddruckers. The Frings combo is deadly and the milkshake is spot on. A great diner atmosphere and a great burger, I'll have to come back here again if I can manage to tear myself away from the cheese fountain at Fuddruckers.

460 S Rosemary Ave
West Palm Beach, FL

Siam Palace (Miami)

Taste: *
Cost: $$

The environment was nice, I just wished the food was better. The shrimp wasn't deveined, and the food was sloppy. Although not entirely horrible, nothing left an impression on my palate which is a bad sign. I usually can find something redeeming about a place. I'm sure people not keen on real thai cuisine will be happy, but for me my money's better spent at Bangkok Bangkok.

9999 SW 72nd St # 109
Miami, FL 33173

Fritz and Franz (Miami)

Taste: **
Cost: $

If it weren't for the beer I don't know what I would rate this... I'm only joking, the food here is good especially the spaetzle, brats, and other German items. Nothing is particular stands out, but nothing really offended my palate as well. Its in a nice location in Merrek Park, and the beer is always cold. If anything I'd say this would be an interesting place for bar food. I've seen German food better represented elsewhere but this is as Oktoberfest as you're going to get in Miami.

60 Merrick Way
Coral Gables, FL 33134

Jaguar (Miami)

Taste: **
Cost: $$

A trendy little ceviche spoon place in the Grove. Jaguar has some tasty ceviche which is their main draw but the actual entre items are less than stellar. All the menu items seem a tad toned down and homogenized to my palate. Its shame bc the ambiance is great and they're in a prime location in the Grove. Still the food won't set you back very far and the ceviche is actually pretty good. With time maybe some more attention can be paid to their menu items as well?

3067 Grand Ave
Miami, FL 33133

Mississippi Sweets BBQ Co. (Palm Beach)

Taste: **
Cost: $$

With such a clever name you would expect some top notch BBQ? The execution here is good at times but it seems the owners have gotten complacent how the Tom's BBQ moved out of Boca. The ribs have a nice savory style sauce with an obvious kick of sweetness, its just how the ribs are cooked is the problem. I'm often to find a rib thats just a bit over charred or a piece thats a bit tough. On a whole its not bad and if I'm craving for BBQ in Boca this is where I go. Their name is akin to their sweet potato chips which are very good and abundant. Go ahead and order extra, you won't be disappointed. Theres so much potential here its such a shame to see them rest on their laurels.

2399 N. Federal Highway
Boca Raton, FL

Bangkok Bangkok (Miami)

Taste: *****
Cost: $

This is my family's place. By default we automatically start heading here thanks to the incredible food. Compared to other Thai places I've been to, this one is heads and shoulders above the rest. A more careful attention and gourmet palate is executed here. The flavors are bold and in abundance and the food presentation is top notch compared to most. I have to start out with the Satay skewers. They're perfectly done with a cook it yourself mini grill, but the real star is their peanut sauce. In fact it took me a good part of an entire weekend to finally break it down so I can replicate it at home. My family loves the squid salad to start and the chicken wings are also very well done. The main courses are where this place shines. I cannot pick a favorite, and we've eaten almost every single item. If I had to choose it would be the "Name that Tune" which is sliced tenderloin marinated in 2 different sauces, one sweet and savory, and the other tangy and savory and its served to you flambe'. The "3 musketeers" is another favorite beef dish, which is pretty much like a whole serving of the tangy side of the 3 musketeers. The "London Bridge Ribs" are tender babybacks, served with a tangy tamarind dipping sauce; its extremely well executed. The roasted duck is also another staple, as is the tiger prawns. I could go on forever listing dishes but they're all very good. In fact the only flaw with their food would have to be their pad thai. Yes how can I give 4 stars if they messed up Thai's signature dish? Its not horrible, but its just ok. Really the food here is amazing and their consistency has been a major factor to why we've been here almost over 100 times.

12584 N Kendall Dr
Miami, FL 33186

The Big Tomato (Miami)

Taste: ****
Cost: $

This has to be one of my favorite pizza joints. It takes the whole California weird pizza toppings to a new level. The pizza isn't quite a deep dish, but the crust is thick with the cheese burnt at the edges. Sometimes it can get a tad greasy, but usually they do it right. My favorite is the tangy thai pie, they use the thai peanut sauce as pizza sauce, layered with gouda, carrots, chicken, jalapenos onions, and other veggies. Its literally like having a slice of a great thai dish. The fabulous philly, baja bbq, and sinful spinach also deserve honorable mention here. I've had every pizza they offer... about twice now. I'd skip the whole wheat crust option though, tends to make the crust taste like airy wheaty bread for some reason. Their salads are great too, served in hollowed out boule bread. The lentil, schezuan, and mexican are all equally great. Supposedly its supposed to be more healthy for you than normal pizza but I don't know how it can be when it tastes this good?

12447 S Dixie Hwy
Miami, FL 33156

Thursday, April 3, 2008

D'Best Sandwich Shop (Palm Beach)

Taste: *****
Cost: $$

Like the name says, it is the most amazing Philly cheesesteak you will eat south of Philadelphia. The rib eye is hand cut and every ingredient they use is fresh. In fact I've been to Geno's and I'd have to say D'Best ranks up there damn near close. You can have it any style, but I like the Cheese Wiz, mushroom and onions combo. Their sandwiches are nothing to joke abuot either. Most notably is D'Pilgrim. It is literally thanksgiving between bread. They actually roast whole turkeys in the morning and carve them up. Its topped with some stuffing, gravy, a touch of mayo and cranberry sauce to top. If I had a cheesesteak for lunch, I'm definitely getting D'Pilgrim for dinner.

5201 N. Dixie Highway
Boca Raton, FL 33487

Kebob Mediterrainean Grill (Delray)

Taste: ****
Cost: $

An amazing find. The gyro, adana, baby lamb, kefka and chicken are amazing. Huge portions, opt for the bulgur as a side and you have a great meal on your hands. Really well seasoned meats. I suggest you opt for the family sample platter and find which one of their meats REALLY does it for you. The tzatziki sauce is like liquid crack. Awesome. Their prices cannot be beat.

1676 S. Federal Highway
Delray Beach, FL 33483

Beanies (Boca Raton)

Taste: ****
Cost: $$

Lemon artichoke sandwich. Beanies has managed to take 2 food items I don't particularly care for and crafted one of the most amazing sandwiches I've ever had. Their aeoli and chicken are just perfect when paired. I honestly love the sandwich so much I have not tried another on the menu. Their twice baked potato though is a massive meal in itself. They scoop out the potato, mix some buttermilk and butter, stuff it in with the toppings of your choice and rebake. Excellent! Like all things in Boca, its a bit pricier but well worth it.

Located on the outskirts of Mizner Park by the Post Office

Fujiya (Miami)

Taste: ***
Cost: $

A decent spot for lunch here in Miami. The variety of rolls is a bit lacking, but the fish is always fresh. If you're not a die hard raw fish person look else where. There is a lack of cooked rolls on the menu. The Hosomaki combo for lunch is a great value and you actually get quite a bit of food for you money. Rolls are nice and tight, I just wished they would showcase some more flair on their menu.

11768 SW 88th St
Miami, FL 33186

Capital Grille (Miami)

Taste: *****
Cost: $$$$

Best steak in town. Period. I don't need to elaborate but I will to amuse you. The filet is perfectly cooked and seasoned on its own. Don't buy into the hype with their porchini mushroom, balsamic glaze, etc... Order any higher than Medium Rare and you deserve to be thrown out. The steak is aged so well I doubt if they even seasoned it with salt. The lobster is huge and expensive as well but well done; especially for a broiler. The truffled parmesean fries are a must. Without a doubt the greatest french fry I've ever had. Lobster mac and cheese is not too heavy, but I would skip the potatoes lyonnaise (its not like Ruth's Chris). Wine list has surprising some decent sub 20 bottles so thats worth a shot as well. Skip the appetizers, the bread selection they give you is monstrous! Expect to pay top dollar just savor the flavor longer.

444 Brickell Avenue
Miami FL 33131

Memphis BBQ and Blues formerly Tom's Place BBQ (Palm Beach)

Taste: ****
Cost: $

Revised:
They can change the name but not the ribs. This place is still Tom's but with a little something missing. Maybe I'm being nostalgic, but the ribs were a bit smaller in portion. Maybe I'm a bit slighted, bc I had finally filled up the buy 6 get 1 free card and the new management wouldn't honor it. The food is still pretty good, but I miss Tom's. I miss the Anquan Boldin autographed jersey, and the history.

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From what I hear, Tom's used to be even better than the incarnation I dined at in West Palm. The original location in Boca before they moved up to West Palm I heard was unbelievably amazing. I'm sorry but Tom's BBQ hands down has some of the best BBQ I've ever had. The ribs are tender and their sliced beef is lip smacking. That sauce of theirs, even makes BBQ chicken (which I vehemently hate) taste great. The sides are nothing to write home about and are actually quite bland with exception to their cornbread muffins. Everything is served on a hot plate and I guarantee you will leave there fat and happy. I'm getting hungry, going to head there this weekend in fact... The location is on the border of a sketchy neighborhood, but I just don't go there when the sun is down so theres no problem!

1225 Palm Beach Lakes Blvd
West Palm Beach, FL

Fratelli's (Palm Beach)

Taste:
Cost: -$

This has got to be one of the worst places I've ever eaten in my life and I paid over 50 bucks for 2 people. The calamari was rubbier than the tires on my trucks, the salads we got we soaking wet, that the water on the leaves watered down the worst caesar dressing I've ever had. My Osso Bucco was completely flavorless, devoid of any redeeming qualities (even my dog had issues eating it). Kim's pasta was a mess, over done with butter, and it still didn't taste acceptable. HOW CAN YOU MESS UP WITH THAT MUCH BUTTER? Stay away at all costs, please!

Yu Mi (Palm Beach)

Taste: ****
Cost: $$

Update 5/25/09

Went here recently for dinner. The prices have come down and the quality has gone up. All the fish was incredibly fresh and well prepared and our favorite rolls were spot on perfect. Tokyo Love Story roll was especially delicious. The Escola (white tuna) was like butter.

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4 Years ago I would of given this 4 stars, but in recent years the fish quality hasn't really dropped, but the tightness of the rolls has. Sometimes they fall apart a bit and thats a major no-no for me. The roles are still tasty, but compared to my Akashi back home, this place is over charging. Still a nice place, and so long as the fish is fresh I can't really complain. Their dynamite roll here is good though, in fact its probably my favorite here, that and the crunch roll. I know its blasphemous to enjoy the cooked rolls more, but the raw rolls just aren't constructed well and the crunch roll while fried is still raw anyways.

2800 N Military Trl
West Palm Beach, FL 33409

Akashi (Miami)

Taste: ****
Cost: $

Hands down, the default place I goto for raw fish in Miami. Its crowded, small, but the price and quality of fish is remarkable. I think by now I've had every roll on the menu... at least 4 times? The fish is fresh and when they have it, make sure to grab some hamachi rolls. The standard rolls (spider, rainbow, volcano, etc...) really shine here. Everything is spot on, in fact I haven't had a single roll I've been disappointed with. Their dynamite roll with the scallops is a great fresh twist to the recipe, and their sashimi platter is always fresh. In fact the surprises you'll get is when its spectacularly excellent and the tuna literally melts in your mouth. They're open late, but expect to wait... its small, and extremely crowded and chaotic, but I probably wouldn't have it any other way.

5830 S Dixie Hwy
Miami, FL 33143

Don Ramon's (Palm Beach)

Taste: ****
Cost: $

Another one of the staples for me when I get homesick for Miami (hah, yeah right...). Don Ramons offers up a great menu at a low price. Their portions on some dishes are excellent, while others leave you wanting more. The Lechon Asado is a must have. Do not goto the Wellington location as they prepare this dish differently. The skin is crispy, the pork is succulent before they shred it up with the mini onions that just burst with the lovely mojo flavor. If I get bored with the Lechon (not likely) the Vaca Frita is another show stopper. The meat is boiled with lots of flavor, then fried to a perfect crisp. They really know how to take a crappy piece of meat and make it wonderful. The rice and beans are good, really second to only my dads, and the plantains are great. I haven't really ventured off the menu too much here, but I'd imagine it to taste just as good.

502 S Military Trl
West Palm Beach, FL 33415

A1 Thai (Palm Beach)

Taste: ****
Cost: $

This place has become a staple for me and Kim. The food is delicious, unpretentious and tasty. Their chicken wings are an excellent starter and a must have, and their mee krob is how I like em; nice and sweet. As far as entres are concerned the Beef Garlic, Pad Thai, Soy Sauce Noodles, Sweet and Sour Fish, Beef and Oyester Sauce I can vouch for as delicious. The menu is not as extensive as some other places, but they pick a few things and do them extremely well. A note about the service... especially in the Royal Palm location... Tommy and the guys there are... interesting? They will tease you, lock you out, make semi-rude comments, the whole act. I think its hilarious and we've built a great reproir with them over the last 7 years. I've seen people get offended and well, its their loss anyways. Dirt cheap and always consistent, thats what keeps us coming back.

1232 Royal Palm Beach Blvd
Royal Palm Beach, FL 33411

Arbetters (Miami)

Taste: ***
Cost: $

This place has become a Miami institution. Thought it's changed hands a few times, the menu is so simple you can't really mess it up. Boiled hot dogs, served plain, with kraut, with cheese, with chilli cheese, or as a corn dog. I think I like this place for the nostalgia aspect. The chili doesn't exactly standout too much, but where else are you going to get a hot dog? Checkers, A & W, they all are microwaved and horrible. The chili cheese fries are worth an honorable mention here as well. Can't beat the price, and the dogs are solid.

8747 SW 40th St
Miami, FL 33165

Ernesto's Taco Shop (Miami, Delray, Various Locations)

Taste: ****
Cost: $

This place originally started as Roberto's Taco Stand, and I stumbled upon it late at night (open 24) on my moped. When it was Roberto's the food was great! Coming back after 4 years, its not under new ownership but its almost the same. The big star here is the Chimichanga. Its still absolutely delicious. A burrito, extra cheese, refried beans, carne asada, guacamole, and some veggies then deep fried... The Chimichanga is a 3 star, but everything else is just ok. I think back when it was Roberto's everything was just a tad more tastier but maybe my palate has evolved. If you're around town and looking for a late night snack, definitely worth a try!

8845 SW 107th Ave
Miami, FL 33176

Fuddruckers (Miami, Palm Beach, Various Locations)

Taste: ****
Cost: $

I love a good burger as much as anyone else, but if it has a drive through, odds are I'm not stopping in. Call me a food snob but if I'm going to wreck my diet, I'd like to make it worth it. Fuddruckers delivers alot of bang for your buck when it comes to burgers and fries.

I actually make a habit of coming here religiously about once a week. I've probably had better burgers, and better fries, but one thing keeps me coming back... the endless cheese fountain. Yes, theres a unlimited cheese dispenser so that you can completely saturate your fries, onion rings, and even your milkshake in cheese. In fact you can save a buck by ordering a burger with no cheese and stick it under the cheese machine. The burgers are good, seasoned, but not so much to drown out the beefy quality of the choice meat they use. The buns are great too, soft, baked in house and does a good job of soaking up all the juices from the burger. For wedge cut fries, they maintain their crispiness well and do a great job of scooping out lots of cheese. Your best bet here to save a few bucks is to have 2 people split the 1 lb burger. Amazing it is completely cooked evenly so don't worry about a raw center (I like my burgers medium). Theres an ample toppings bar thats extremely well kept and hygienic stocked with the staples like onions, lettuce, etc... as well as some goodies like pico de gallo! The milkshakes have a slight metallic taste for me, but they're ok. Theres beer available if you want it as well as a bunch of other stuff, but I come here bc you're guaranteed good burgers, good fries, and unlimited cheese!

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